May 2012
28 posts
3 tags
Emergency!
Quick! Everybody fetch me a few rich uncles so that I can record an album in the winter! This is not a test!
April 2012
46 posts
Being engaged is like having a birthday EVERY SINGLE DAY!
Random people who you haven’t talked to since your freshman year of college say nice things about you and there are constant rumors about rich relatives giving you loads of money that you will blow on a fancy kitchen table from Anthropology.
You also have an excuse to fantasize about having ridiculous vacations where people put warm...